1. admiraloblivious:

    shinobicyrus:

    queerpropaganda:

    "can men and women really be just friends??" straight people are so weird

    It is a fact that bisexuals can’t make friends. There is only prey.

    *makes raptor noises*

    Reblogged from: euphhorically
  2. Reblogged from: moriarty
  3. thedebonairgentlequeer:

    you’re not a burden. 

    you’re not a burden. 

    you’re not a burden.

    Reblogged from: misscladwell
  4. amelia-laelia:

    Does anyone remember the commercials where the kids asked for ravioli and their parents said no so the kid put it back but then the can threw itself off the shelf and rolled its way to the kids house and the mom was so accepting of it when she found it not thinking if her kid took it anyways after her saying no and they ate it for dinner.

    Reblogged from: vampiremondays
  5. When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them.

    Lemony Snicket (via fairestregal)

    This is important.

    (via goddessgretchen)

    Reblogged from: teenage-fantasy-wasteland
  6. theverylostprincess:

    daisyinaglass:

    I CAN NOT GET OVER THIS

    how does 6 seconds have such a drastic plot twist

    Reblogged from: teenage-fantasy-wasteland
  7. Reblogged from: hjertesick
  8. Reblogged from: hjertesick
  9. too-gay-for-this-shit:

    odins-one-eyed-fuck:

    joshpeck:

    cursedmistakes:

    carpe-hana:

    #this is it this is american television

    that all happened in under 2 minutes

    this is honestly a spiritual experience

    There will never be a time I don’t reblog this

    This is honestly my favorite episode

    Reblogged from: imgettingridofbritta
  10. Reblogged from: ineedpeetalikehekneadsbread
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